Let’s Pretend This Dude Is Watching Election Results

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Why not? We've fawned over muscle-stud Bbixby beating off in a wide variety bone-tastic scenarios—hiking, biking, in a car, on the couch—our obsession runs deep. It's reached the point where we feel we can take the liberty of projecting our fantasies upon him without restraint. He says he's watching "hairy big shots," we don't think it's a far stretch to assume that one of them is Wolf Blitzer.

Notice how his brow furrows in concentration as the results pour in. As tension really begins to mount, his feet brace the desk for support while his fingers migrate ponderously toward his asshole. See how he reacts subtly to the ups and downs, slipping fingers in and out, speeding up his strokes. When the big race is finally called after hours of speculation, you can practically hear the juicy pop as his dick overflows like an open bottle of champagne.

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