Drill My Hole vs. Str8 To Gay: Who Fucked Landon Conrad Best?

Ah, Landon Conrad. Popping Rocco Reed's cherry may not have been the highlight of his career, but you have to give the man props. It's not easy to stay hard when your bottom has the expression of a paper bag, and if there's anyone that can nail a straight dude against his will, he has to be a professional. After all, what would you expect from the man that snagged Falcon Studios's 'Man of the Year' and 'Performer of the Year' at last year's Grabby's?

This blonde bombshell popped up on our radar twice  this week. What a whore!

Even though both of Landon's new scenes are on Men.com, one was shot for sub-site Str8 to Gay and the other for Drill My Hole. Technically, they're different sites, and you know what we love to do when pornstars cum twice in one week. We're totally going to tell you who fucked him better.

Drill My Hole- The Sniffer

Sweaty feet, jockstraps, armpits, domination. This is where it's at, gentlemen. Drill My Hole wins by a landslide. No, not a landslide. A continental shift.

After declaring himself "The Sniffer" in an online chat room, JR Bronson lubes himself up and makes his way to Landon's pad for the kind of sweaty, post-gym fantasy fuck that makes you hard in the locker room. Don't act like you've never wanted to just wrap a hot gym rat's nasty clothes around your face and take a deep inhale.

If you can manage not bursting over the 16 minute blowjob/sniff fest, your precum-soaked dick won't last long once these boys start fucking in their jockstraps. Landon is obviously loving this.

JR cums with Landon's sweaty jock stuffed in his mouth, making him the man we're most jealous of this week. It gives us a newfound appreciation for those desperate pornstars that sell sweaty clothing on eBay. Excuse us while we search for Landon Conrad on eBay.

· Watch Landon dirty-fuck JR Bronson at Drill My Hole (DrillMyHole.com)

Str8 to Gay- Romeo and Mercutio

So, this happened. Some whack dialogue coming from Men.com (again, surprise). Romeo and Mercutio of William Shakespeare's classic, Romeo and Juliet, have been cruising each other at the gym, and, wait. Wait. This is just too much to handle.

Romeo and Juliet? Really? We're pretty sure Mercutio didn't have a pierced dick, and Landon Conrad totally calls Juliet "a bitch." If you can set aside the insane dialogue, watching these boys 69 without undressing (which drives us fucking crazy) is really the only great thing you'll see here. There's some strange Shakespearian dirty talk, if you're into that, but it's almost inaudible over Phenix Saint screaming like a soccer mom being raped in the local Wal-Mart parking lot.

Fast forward to the end. Phenix Saint, referring to Juliet, says "oh yeah, fuck that bitch." The Capulets are rolling in their graves!

· Watch Landon fuck Phenix Saint at Str8 to Gay (Str8ToGay.com)

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