Falcon Studios vs. UK Naked Men: Paddy O’Brian Edition

We've had plenty of Fleshbot Boyfriends in the past, but Paddy O'Brian may be the first Fleshbot Husband. It's true—we can't get enough of this hunky man, and after years of jerking off to his perfectly chiseled body, we can proudly admit we're still in the honeymoon phase.

He's been a busy boy. After getting our endorsement for Best Pornstar at the 2013 Cybersocket Awards, two brand new scenes featuring our beautiful husband hit the web within a week of each other. His dick is so delicious, it's wanted by multiple countries, and from London to Palm Springs, he's slipping it into every whimpering bottom that crosses his path. Our International man may be a huge whore, but we don't mind as long as he's in our bed at the end of the night (and he totally is).

If his impromptu bathtub photoshoot/jerkoff sesh and subsequent beckon for premium kush on Twitter last night left you wanting more, we're here to kiss the pain away. Enjoy these amazing scenes featuring our husband, the impossibly dashing Paddy O'Brian. We're not going to bother telling you which studio fucked him best. It's Paddy fucking O'Brian. Everything he touches is gold.

UK Naked Men- Cock Crazier

Fucking incredible. Just fucking incredible.

If you enjoyed Paddy as a douchebag mob boss when he fucked Jay Roberts in Bashed and Furious, you're going to love Paddy as a helpless prison inmate in UK Naked Men's Cock Crazier. Notorious top Will Helm gets into a rather compromising situation with Paddy, the inmate, after lighting his cigarette and falling victim to Paddy's overpowering masculine sexual energy.

After convincing Will to suck his cock while he finishes that cigarette, Paddy fucks him through the steel bars and eventually invites him into the cell to finish the job. Is this the kind of prison sex we've heard about on the news? Can someone take us to prison?

Things really heat up when Will gets into the cell with Paddy. This is sweaty, rugged MAN SEX at its best—Will's perfect missionary spread-eagle sprawls out in front of Paddy like an open book, proving once again that Paddy O'Brian gets whatever the fuck he wants, right when he wants it. What a fucking dreamboat.

· Watch Paddy fuck Will Helm in prison at UK Naked Men (UKNakedMen.com)

Falcon Studios- Paddy O'brian & Randy Dixon

After watching this scene, we just have one question for you. Is Paddy O'Brian real?

There's no way a man this perfect can exist, which is why we're starting to think he may actually be a skilled blowup doll or a perfectly programmed sex machine. Watching him fuck Randy Dixon on this Palm Springs patio makes us nostalgic for the time he railed Ray Diaz by the pool, and reminds us how irresistible his perfect dick can be. Bottoms go crazy for this man's junk.

Paddy is a precum factory. He starts oozing jizz the moment he gets hard, and watching Randy sop up every last sticky drop is seriously sending us into overdrive. Paddy moans gently while directing Randy up and down his shaft, demanding to be serviced exactly how he likes it. Did we mention he's wearing a button-down shirt while this is happening? Un-fucking-believable.

It's 20 truly divine minutes of Paddy O'Brian proving he's God's gift to mankind. After being pumped and dumped by this British babe, we wonder how these bottoms have sex with anyone else…

· Watch Paddy pound Randy Dixon at Falcon Studios (FalconStudios.com)

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