Raging Stallion vs. Drill My Hole: Zeb Atlas Edition

Is that Zeb Atlas, or Megatron? It's hard to tell with the naked eye, but Raging Stallion and Men.com are both naming the mountainous gay-for-pay god as the star of their latest scenes, so we're going to take their word for it.

We have a strange and unique relationship with Zeb Atlas. Like most of you, we can't tell if his bodybuilder physique is sexy or obnoxious, and almost always end up staring at him until we decide that we can't make a decision. Instead of writing him off this time, we're encouraging you to whip it out and see if the pornstar that looks like Onyx the Pokemon could actually succeed at getting you off, or if the sight of his boulder-like physique slamming into another man just makes you worried for their safety.

We're all about trying new things, so we'll check our witty bodybuilding jokes at the door and deliver our results without any muscle-shaming.

Raging Stallion - Stripped #2: Hard for the Money

Our initial reaction to Zeb's new Raging Stallion scene with Marcus Ruhl is some kind of awkward, aroused chuckle. For someone that looks like he'd have ripped himself into limited mobility, Zeb is actually pretty fluid and flexible while dancing around as a male stripper in Stripped #2: Hard for the Money. We could do without the bow tie and cuffs for the duration of the scene, but we're happy to see he's at least committed to the character.

He may not have the most interesting scene on the DVD, but it certainly isn't one to skip. Zeb is quite an impressive fuck for being so monstrous (and apparently "straight"). He really knows how to pound a hole, and Marcus Ruhl doesn't seem to be complaining.

· Watch Zeb pound Marcus Ruhl at Raging Stallion (Store.RagingStallion.com)

Drill My Hole - The Snapshot

We know, we know. This scene is almost a month old, but Andrew fucking Stark is in it. We could jerk off to Andrew Stark fucking a plastic bag, so why not use him to our advantage when trying to test the Zeb Atlas waters.

If you tend to tread lightly around Zeb Atlas, this is definitely a great scene for starters. After a chance encounter at the gym, Andrew Stark is caught snapping some candid shots of Zeb in the shower, and gets rewarded by being fucked senseless. It's hot because Zeb plays himself in this scene, and we love the "pornstar fucking a fan" fantasy because, let's face it—we totally want this to happen to us someday.

The Snapshot makes us realize that Zeb is much hotter up close. If Zeb isn't quite your cup of tea form far away, try taking a few steps forward and watching him in a scene. The zoom feature really works wonders for this man...

· Drill My Hole - The Snapshot (DrillMyHole.com)

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