Chaos Men’s Solomon Transforms Into A Shredded Beefcake

November 26, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

We hoped to see more of Chaos Men's G:hOle bathroom since site owner Bryan Ockert announced he was going to release another G:hOle Raw DVD, but we didn't expect to renew our vows with an old site favorite there. The new G:hOle video is intended to serve as Kelton's Chaos Men welcome mat, but all we're interested in is worshipping Solomon's new body.

In case you're not actively following Solomon's transformation, allow us to show you the progress he's made since his October 12 update:

We know updates don't always post immediately after filming, but it's safe to assume that Solomon's dramatic slim-down is current and permanent. Hitting the gym and closing his manscaping business has worked wonders for this man—who knew it would morph him into the man of our dreams?

Aside from changing our workout routine, Solomon is teaching us a new move in this video. While squatting on the bathroom floor with a raging boner, he puts Kelton's dick in his mouth, presses it against his cheek, and slaps his own face. Ouch!

We'd ask if that slap hurt, but everyone knows that nothing can hurt you when you're in ~~a dream~~ Solomon.