Colby Keller Inspires Wasteful International Trend

If you think nobody cares about pornstars, think again. Scruffy hipster pornstar actor Colby Keller is so influential, his appearance in the Treasure Island Media Fuck film "Milk It" has sparked a milking craze across the UK.

According to reports from The Guardian, grown men across the British Isle so anxious to be milked, they've been spotted in public areas literally dumping milk on themselves. It's a bit more disruptive than simply planking across your favorite bar, but if you're able to professionally disconnect yourself from the act (like Colby), your careless milk-spilling probably won't affect anyone other than the people cleaning up your mess.

Hate milk? No problem at all. Abandon your values for a few minutes to spill some milk, and everything will be fine.

We know there's no use crying over spilt milk, but at least Colby had the decency to take his clothes off before getting milked.

Check out the scene that started it all:

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