Skylar West Has the World’s Most Beautiful Asshole

November 28, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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It's been a long and treacherous road to travel, but we can finally say we've found the industry's most perfect hole. We're not talking about a nice hole, or even a great hole—we're talking about the world's tightest, most beautiful, and most stimulating asshole in recorded history. And it's not surprisingly attached to Randy Blue's Skylar West, a boy named after Skylarus Westicus—the Latin term for "godlike beauty."

Let out a loud grunt, take your pants off, and hope for the best. There's no way you can prepare yourself for what you're about to see. Now take a look at Skylar West's asshole:

WHAT? Is perfection like this even natural? How many hours per week do you think Skylar spends grooming this perky pinhole?

In this scene, Skylar begins by giving Raphael an erotic massage and blah, blah, blah. Whatever happens in this scene really doesn't matter, because Skylar's asshole is going to transport you to an existential level of being that sends you into a fit of euphoric pleasure, culminating with a mind-blowing orgasmic climax that will have you shivering for years to come. (This literally just happened to us.)

The best part? Skylar West's hole is attached to this face:

What's hotter? Skylar West's hole hiding behind a pair of gym shorts. It's been scientifically proven that wearing gym shorts enhances beauty:

Also—Skylar West will sit on your face and let you tongue his hole for hours.

If Skylar sat on our face, we wouldn't just give him a rimjob. We would make out with his asshole for days, and wouldn't require anything in return. This hole is enough gratification for us.

*We'd like to apologize for any spelling or grammatical errors in this post. We were jerking off the entire time, and had a sticky keyboard after the first paragraph.