Derek Parker Bottoming is Better Than A 10-Inch Dick

Derek Parker. Just saying it out loud gives makes our dick tingle because the first time we ever saw him, Man Royale wouldn't even tell us his name! You know we love playing the 'sexy stranger' game. Learning his name didn't diminish his sex appeal, though—he's actually been beefing up and growing a big bushy beard, turning himself into the rugged pornstar we knew he could be if he just got out of that damn bathtub.

Now that he's officially no longer "the other guy" in every scene, we're ready to hold a magnifying glass up to this scruffy sex god and answer your favorite question: Who fucked him best?

Raging Stallion - Stripped 1: Make It Rain

This was a no-brainer. You can't put Derek Parker in wool socks and high-tops and not expect us to get damp and scream like a superfan. This is a straight up fantasy scene on so many levels, we can't advise which moment or position is best to watch first—it's one of those scenes you'll be able to watch from start to finish without even watching the clock.

In Stripped 1, Derek plays a scuzzy dive bar stripper that jerks off onstage and ends up getting fucked by one of the patrons, played by Max Marshall. Derek is bottoming (omg), and watching him lie on his back with a big fat cock plunging deep in his ass has to be one of the hottest things we've seen at Raging Stallion. No fucking joke.

· Watch a fat dick wreck Derek's hole at Raging Stallion (RagingStallion.com)

Cocksure Men -Derek Parker & Logan Vaughn

No one can frame a fuck scene quite like CocksureMen can. Jake Cruise sure knows how to work his angles, and almost everything he produces makes you feel like you're in the room with these dudes. How does he do it?

We have to say—we like the not-so-full beard look on Derek better than that big, bushy monster he has in the newer Raging Stallion scenes. He may not be able to give Logan Vaughn a boner, but watching him wind up and slam into Logan is doing everything for us. Take it from us: don't watch this scene at work unless you like the feeling of walking around in sticky underwear after.

· Watch Derek slam Logan Vaughn at CocksureMen (CocksureMen.com)

Raging Stallion - Fucked Hard

You're going to watch this scene and immediately wish you were watching Derek Parker bottom for Max Marshall again. There's nothing wrong with watching Derek on top, but you're not going to see anything more beautiful than Derek's hole getting deep-dicked like it did in Stripped 1. Seriously, go watch the trailer again.

Derek gets a nasty little rimjob here, though, so the scene isn't a total boner-killer. He's traded in the high-tops for work boots this time, so we're going to request that Derek Parker only have sex in footwear moving forward. Let's make this happen.

· Watch Derek fuck Leo Forte at Raging Stallion (RagingStallion.com)

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