Andrew Stark Inadvertently Confesses Love During Sex

December 5, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Men.com debuted a new eight-part series this week, and the only thing you need to know is that it's set in Budapest and it stars site exclusives Andrew Stark and Marcus Ruhl. Eastern European men will be fucking Andrew Stark. This site really has a knack for knowing exactly what we want to see.

We know plenty of people that have had raunchy anonymous sex in Budapest, but it's not real unless you're bent over a dingy restaurant slop sink with a straight waiter. Andrew can say he's had real sex in Budapest, because that's exactly what he does with Jeffrey Branson after arguing with his boyfriend over dinner. Fun fact: Marcus Ruhl plays the boyfriend, and they're arguing about fucking the waiter.

We love Andrew's boyish charm, and the way he vocalizes absolutely everything he's feeling. He's come a long way since fucking chicks for Corbin Fisher—it doesn't take much to make him scream "you're so deep…I love you" and "oh, that feels interesting."

Andrew blows his load with his legs in the air and a Hungarian tour guide in his ass, but no dishes were broken by the quake. If all this managed to happen in the first scene, we can't wait to hear what kind of dirty shit he's going to say in the next seven scenes.