Paul Walker Debuts In Gay Porn As Drill Sergeant with No Pubes

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Since launching less than a week ago, Men of UK (Men.com's new targeted site) has posted six brand new scenes featuring a nice batch of fresh, gay meat. We had literally been waiting for this day for months, ever since we found out that it would be straight stud Paul Walker's gay porn debut as a new Men.com exclusive. The new site has also named Paddy O'Brian one of its latest exclusive models, although it seems like Falcon will release a new Paddy O'Brian scene every week for the rest of our lives anyway.

Paul is one of few Men.com exclusives that has actually been hired before performing. That means he must be a sure bet, right? Right? Sadly, Paul's gay porn debut in Drill Sergeant 1 (a multi-part series starring Paul, much like Paddy's Bashed and Furious series) is about as satisfying as eating a rice cake for dessert when all your friends are eating chocolate cake. Paul Walker is the rice cake.

We wanted his debut to be a mind blowing experience, and even more amazing than all the straight porn we've been watching him in just to bide time, but something about this scene is just freaking us out.

Oh, wait, we know what it is. WHERE ARE HIS PUBES?

Did we miss it before, or is Paul's shaved cock a new development? Either way, it's hard for us to pay attention to a bossy, dominant drill sergeant with no pubic hair. There are some things we just will not accept.

· Watch Paul Walker's gay porn debut at Men of UK (MenOfUK.com)

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