365 Days With Colby Melvin’s Ass, Now Available for Purchase

We hope you didn't buy an absurd amount of 2013 Warwick Rowing calendar for all the white elephant parties you have planned this year. We told you it was the only calendar worth buying, but that was before we knew our favorite underwear model had a calendar of his own.

Pocket-size stud Colby Melvin (the most famous, world-renowned mega-celebrity sensation/underwear model, according to [the caged monkeys at] NewNowNext) has released his own 28-page shrine to himself, and glossy taint has never looked this good. For a limited time only, Colby's calendar is for sale in print and digital versions, in case the only person in the world that would consider buying a "digital calendar" happens to be a Colby Melvin fan.

Shot exclusively by Patrick Mark, the calendar contains 14 original photos of Colby lying in bed, kneeling in bed, and sitting in bed. Although the calendar doesn't feature any images of Colby standing in bed, there is a shot of Colby standing on the floor with an EXPOSED BUTT.

But that's not all! Each glossy spread of Colby also features the name of a suggested month during which you should view it, and corresponding dates, just in case you wanted to use this calendar for something other than jerking off.

· via Colby Melvin (ColbyMelvin.com)

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