We Found Popeye IRL, And He Ain’t Eating Spinach

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Everyone's favorite bald mustachioed muscle-bound seaman has washed ashore in the flesh—and as you might imagine, he is one horny sailor.

User TaurusRat is no stranger to drama, and he slides seamlessly into our twisted childhood fantasy of lust on the high seas. More naughty than nautical, he writhes around licking his palms and tugging his dick, showing off his anchor tatt and exercising his foul mouth. After making a 360 degree tour of the bed, he shoots his load overboard with flourish.

You know they say cumeating helps prevent scurvy when you're out at sea. True story. Okay, not really, but he should totally lap it up anyway.

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