Isn’t It Time You Stuck Your Penis In Something New?

Skylar West loves fucking Fleshjacks, and the boys at ChaosMen are all about their toys. You've always admired sex toys from afar, but isn't it time you stuck your penis in something new?

Before you start cutting holes in watermelon and baking apple pies, let us remind you that our straight pal Ottimo Massimo regularly sticks his penis in weird things for your benefit. He'll fuck anything with a mood light and a motherboard, and most recently struck gold with the HEPS Fantastic: The Best Blowjob You'll Ever Purchase.

Check out his enticing review at Straight Fleshbot, but not before you look at photos of his actual penis as a dildo, and tell him he should let me sit on it.

· Heps Fantastic: The Best Blowjob You'll Ever Purchase (Straight.Fleshbot.com)

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