Who’d You Rather? Josh Long’s Hole vs. Skylar West’s Hole

When you have the incredibly hectic daily schedule of a pornstar, we know it can be hard to remember things like the groceries, buying a new chair, or fucking your boyfriend. Most can manage the frantic daily routine (having sex, napping, maybe watch a movie?), but we think the jet-setting life of fuzzy superstardom is finally catching up with Josh Long.

After giving this deadpan blowjob and disappearing from Twitter, we noticed Josh's repeat-offender plaid boxer briefs again in a new scene for Big Dicks at School (originally seen in October at CollegeDudes.com). Although we have nothing against his super-cute underwear, we firmly believe that underwear on a pornstar is like a vintage gown on a runway: we should only see it once. No excuses!

If there's one thing you're going to see in this video, it's hair. From the thick rug covering Josh's body to the luscious locks on Krys Perez's head, this video has more hair than the glamour shots catalogue in your barber shop. We used to love Josh's jungle below-the-belt, but after skipping too many appointments with the weed whacker, his once perky hole just looks like gobs of hair caught in the bathroom drain.

After all this, we just have two questions for you:

Would you rather lick Josh Long's hole, or Skylar West's hole (the most beautiful hole in the world)?

Who had better hair? Krys Perez or Hazel Tucker?

· Watch Josh's new scene with Krys Perez at Big Dicks at School (BigDicksAtSchool.com)

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