“Why Don’t You Fuck Me First,” Says World’s Sweetest Man

Fuzzy cub Pavel is back in the sack this week at Sean Cody, this time paired up with Jayden for a "breaking in the newbie" scene; Jayden isn't new, but this will be the first time his precious rosebud will be breached (on camera). Their pre-fuck interview is incredibly awkward, evident by the massive pit stains accumulating under Jayden's arms. We can only imaging what its like to have a conversation before losing your ass virginity—we lost ours with a stranger at a truck stop.

If there's anyone you'd want to have pop your cherry, it should be Pavel. He's beautiful, his dick isn't too big (doesn't Sean Cody call that "husband-sized?"), and he'll probably make you huevos rancheros in the morning.

Taking note of the intensely awkward pre-fuck conversation, Pavel diffuses the situation by suggesting "why don't you fuck me first?" (Cue ear-to-ear smile). And just like that, the scene turns into a flip-fuck, so only half of it features Jayden screaming like he's having a limb amputated sans anesthesia.

This is Sean Cody, though. And Pavel gives a creampie. Nothing could go wrong.

· Watch Pavel pop Jayden's cherry at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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