Fleshbot’s Top 10 Crush Objects of 2012

The clock is ticking down on another year, leaving us to pick up the cum-stained towels and used condoms left in the wake of the best year yet. While many men have cum and gone, only a few have stayed in our hearts each and every day.

Here are the men that milked most of our loads and tugged our heartstrings in 2012; the Top 10 Fleshbot Crush Objects of 2012!

1. Jarek

Jarek wins everything. He just wins life, okay?
We credit Jarek with starting the cum-dumping fad at Sean Cody this year, and he's managed to cream most of his scene partners since "accidentally" shooting that fateful load in Christian. His knack for reinvention and consistently sexy scenes have us obsessed, and we honestly couldn't find more than 30 seconds of Jarek footage we dislike. Watch this. It's unforgettable.

2. Jake Jaxson

Although he's never taken his clothes off in front of the camera (that we know of), CockyBoys site owner Jake Jaxson was one of the most influential voices in gay porn this year. From the Austony series to The Haunting, this man's work has made nearly all of Fleshbot's "Best of 2012" posts, and the fresh new faces he's introduced this year have made CockyBoys a force to be reckoned with. His site will obviously dominate the porno-sphere in 2013, but we hope he doesn't put everyone else out of business in the process.

3. Austin Wilde

You either love him or hate him (and if you love him, you pretend to hate him out loud), but chances are good that Austin Wilde gave you one of the most euphoric orgasms this year. His perfect body and douchey personality mix to create the most indescribably appealing man, and even though we would probably hate him in real life,  he's made us do some pretty remarkable things with our right hand in 2012. Go watch him in Dickin' Dixon; make sure you're sitting down first.

4. Paddy O'Brian

He may not be the best at finding new talent, but we don't love Paddy for his casting skills. A successful (and somewhat repetitive) streak with Falcon put him on our map almost every week for a few months, and we haven't been able to get that body out of our mind ever since. Coupled with his indecipherable slang accent and a beautiful, thick dick, Paddy's lumberjack physique is one of the many reasons he'll win Best Pornstar at the 2013 Cybersocket Awards.

5. Peto Coast

If we were trapped on a desert island and could only bring three things with us, we would bring Peto Coast and refuse anything else because Peto Coast is the only thing we would want or need for eternity. We don't talk about him nearly as much as we should, but we've kept our eyes glued on this "machofucker" for years, and our only Near Years resolution is to write about him more often. Are you ready?

6. Johan Akan

Johan is another perfect specimen we don't get many opportunities to write about, but when we do, we make sure to let you know that we would probably die for him if he needed. In 2012, this beautiful French model showed us his peen for the first time, became the poster boy for the gay French revolution, and (kind of) came out (?). We can't understand a word he says, but he's gorgeous, gay, and permanently stamped on our iPhone background.

7. Robert Craig

What's not to love about Randy Blue's resident big black dick? His dark skin breathes life into the predominantly caucasian studio, but it's not his color or cock that make him a top Fleshbot Crush Object of 2012—it's that contagious smile and enthusiastic approach to bottoming that have us yearning to push his face into a pillow and endlessly plow his butthole. Plus, the only thing better than a bottom that loves huge dick is a bottom that loves huge dick and also has a huge dick.

8. Andrew Stark

What a cutie! Andrew's marriage proposal may have something to do with his appearance on this list, but it doesn't change the fact that we've been hooked on Stark ever since he fucked a vagina while his real-life brother watched at Corbin Fisher. He's one of few men that have long-lasting "star" potential because he actually enjoys what he's doing (or does a pretty damn good job pretending he does). He also fucked Austin Wilde this year. Instant win.

9. Adam Archuleta

If you're looking for Eastern European meat, look no further. You can talk about Mick Lovell and Lukas Ridgeston until you're blue in the face, but we're going to make a very large statement and say that no one at Bel Ami will excite us quite like Adam does (okay, maybe Phillipe Gaudin.) You can't watch him slide his beautiful, rock-hard cock into a hairless asshole and not cry. It's just too beautiful.

10. Darren Criss

Darren makes the cut because we jerked off to his gratuitous safe-for-work photos this year more than any other overexposed celebrity to come out of Glee. He took his shirt off in 2012 more times than we shook our asses to his Katy Perry cover at the gay bar, and for that, he'll forever be remembered as "that kid from Glee who was a Fleshbot Crush Object in 2012, and then we never heard from again."

Honorable Mention - Benjamin Godfre

Benjamin was considered for the Top 10 Fleshbot Crush Objects of 2012, but did not make the list because he's just a tease that released a DVD with Falcon despite never having put his dick inside another man (on camera) in 2012. At this point, it's just insulting.

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