This Is By Far The Craziest Thing We’ve Seen on the Subway

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Not that we haven't seen a dude beating off on a New York City subway—everyone is bound to eventually—but that guy was riding inside the car in a trench coat, looking directly into our eyes. This jacked meathead is butt-ass naked on the platform, fingering his ass while waiting for the train (and himself) to come.

We've got to give it up to porn daddy-cum-escort Ray Dalton, aka Xtube user Nakedbuff. This kind of public stunt takes some major cojones, not to mention it must be around 5am on a Sunday for the 86th street station to be empty long enough to get off.

Next time we see a group of school children boarding the train on the Upper West Side, we'll be thinking of Ray's ass. Well, OK we're probably going to be thinking about it constantly for at least another few days. Or months.

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