Check Out This Dashing New Pencil Mustache On Donato Reyes

September 4, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Do you see that caterpillar crawling across Donato Reyes' upper lip? It's actually a finely manicured pencil mustache, and its big debut comes courtesy of Raging Stallion's new International flick, Sexo En Barcelona.

I'm not sure what inspired him to trim his facial hair into this work of art, but I think it makes him look like a sexy character from Clue. This character (his name would be Lieutenant Lovedick) was obviously banned from the board game and film franchise for being too sexy. Also, he sat on the candlestick in the conservatory, and proved to be too much of a liability.

Raging Stallion says he looks like "a 1940s movie star," which I guess is also true, but it doesn't sound nearly as exciting as my character.

It doesn't really matter who he looks like because in this scene, he's actually playing a man that orders a rentboy (Adrian Toledo) for he and his boyfriend (Lucio Saints) to fuck. So much more original than both our fantasies! This storyline is so unique, I literally cannot think of a single studio that has ever shot the same thing!