One of the earliest memories I share with my now battle-hardened dick was an intense beat-off ritual I practiced nearly every day between the hours of 2:30pm and 3pm.
In 2002, when I was a young and impressionable middle-schooler, this half-hour window was the glorious time between the last school bell and the time my mother would arrive home from work. Like every young boy perfecting the art of masturbation, I used this time to feverishly jerk off like it was the very last day I was going to spend with my dick.
My material? A VHS copy of Summer Catch starring Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jessica Biel. For a whole year, I almost exclusively jerked off to the glorious scene where Freddie mowed the lawn shirtless. (I abruptly stopped when I discovered Shane West.)
Freddie Prinze Jr. is perfect, and he's aging so well. Now 37, he's returning to television in a new Lifetime series about witches, where he'll be shirtless (at least once) and showing off his mature, ripped daddy bod. I'd say he's 'still got it,' but that would imply he lost it at some point, which is entirely false.
Take a look at this Lifetime preview photo once more, because I feel like you didn't notice that peek-a-boo underwear band before:
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