You’ll Want To See This Straight Basketball Player Getting Blown

October 30, 2013
NEIL-O-HARE

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How do we really know he's straight, you ask? Well, Xtube user STRAIGHTISBETTER8 makes it his business blow straight guys, get it on video, and charge rabid gays for the pleasure of watching (this one's a freebie). So, we could take his word for it.

But even if we did have our doubts, they'd be easily cast aside by three telltale signs. 1. The baggy basketball shorts. We know, anyone can throw on a pair and act natural, but this dude really does look like he just came in off the courts. 2. The chin pubes. And 3. The state of his big uncut dick when the shorts come off. Unless you're an overworked porn star who forgot to pop his Cialis, if you're young, gay, and about to get blown—your dick is standing at attention long before the shorts come off. Could it be nerves? Maybe. But smells like hetero meat to us.

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