Sometimes The Most Ordinary Guys Have The Biggest Schlongs

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Ever been out with a guy—before cock shots were a prerequisite for a first date—who you thought was pretty average, until he dropped his trousers and your jaw hit the floor? Yeah, this is one of those.

Though Xtube user MassSchlong pretty much spells it out for you, it's still pretty amazing to see the towering size of his, well, massive schlong. This angle certainly helps, but any way you shoot it, this guy is f***king huge. We're almost certain he could get this thing in his own mouth just by nodding his head. Though we're not sure how much of it would fit. Anywhere.

Any takers?

Monster MassSchlong (Xtube)

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