Fine. Here’s Topher DiMaggio’s Bottoming Debut.

December 30, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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I've received a number of emails asking why I chose not to cover Topher DiMaggio's bottoming "debut" at Men.com. In case you're unaware and don't have access to every other site that bent over backwards, screaming and convulsing over the sight of a dick in Topher DiMaggio's ass, Topher was the latest "top only" pornstar to surrender his ass cherry to Men.com's new Top to Bottom site.

I'll never understand what the allure of Topher DiMaggio is. (I'll pause here while you clutch your pearls.) That's not to say Topher isn't fine as hell, because he totally is, but I wouldn't place him on some giant pedestal above any other gay performer.

He's hot. He just doesn't make me faint.

In lieu of discussing why I'm not interesting in watching a gay man wince while having anal sex with his real-life boyfriend, I'll show you photos of a gay man wincing while bottoming for his real-life boyfriend Lance Luciano at a gay porn studio.

You win this round, Topher fans. I give in: