Blowing A Couch Potato Is The Best Form Of R&R

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Strap on your knee pads, take a deep breath, and prepare to enter your happy place.

The only thing better than snuggling in for a 90's TV marathon is blowing a dude who look like a cast member from Thirtysomething. Considering these two met on Grindr, we're thinking about adding 'bearded 90's hunks in sweats' to our 'Looking for' section. Maybe we could even convince the guy to embark on a diet of Tab and Fruit RollUps to give his semen that authentic pre Y2K flavor.

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