Treat Yourself To A Facial Before Your Workout

January 29, 2014
NEIL-O-HARE

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Instead of pretending that you're popping into the sauna for a quick warm up, admit that what you really want is a hot hookup so you can hit the gym floor with your face covered in semen.

Xtube user CraigTx81 has the right idea, stopping on his way to the gym to worship his buddy's cock, saving himself the trouble of searching for a hookup in the locker room. Not only does he get a nice load all over his face, his buddy also treats him to a few mouthfuls of spit. We're convinced this regimen is the new creatine. You heard it here first.

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