Fucking A Bear Is The Only Way To Stay Warm

February 17, 2014
NEIL-O-HARE

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Winter ain't just coming—it's here, it's queer, and it's not taking any shit. The only real defense is to find yourself a bear (or a cub, or a wolf), and wrap yourself up in his furry, furry arms.

As you can see, this couple has the right idea. Posting under Xtube username Pyrokub, these two love ~~birds~~ bears threaten to blow the house down with their pounding. We're only left with one question: Who's filming this video? We know there are only two bears, but we're really hoping it's a drag queen names Gold E. Lockes.

Daddy Pounding Wolfy (Xtube)

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