Prick Up Your Prick

The penis. If God hadn't invented it, man would have come up with one sooner or later. Is there nothing this marvel of biology can't do? It's soft, it's hard, it's an exit for our liquid waste. If it's a sin to cast one's seed on the barren ground, then our boy here is the world's greatest sinner. But that just makes us the world's greatest lover of the world's greatest sinner.

As sins go, this is a big one. It's a hard one. It's a slimy and gooey one. We like it. Do you? Well, you're watching, so you must be at least interested.

Not that we want to have a pissing war here. It's more of a semen war, anyway. But whatever you want to call it, there's room in the world for the greatest sinner's hard-on and all ours, too. That's what makes America great.

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