Coffee, Tea or Dominic Cooper’s Cock?

Dominic Cooper, a British actor known for his roles in such hit movies as Mamma Mia!, The Duchess, The History Boys, The Devil's Double, Captain America: The First Avenger and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, has a novel way of serving coffee. Hope you like yours with a side of cock.

We're seeing a lot of the handsome thespian as his movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, nears opening. Here he is chatting up with his fellow countrymen and -women, on the BBC talk show The Graham Norton Show. The host pulls out a good story from his guest about him pulling a boner at work.

Not really a boner, per se, but a flaccid member was an unexpected addition to someone's morning cup o' joe. The actor, when young, had just gotten done with a night of partying and went to work at some coffeehouse where he was serving up the steaming bowls of wake-me-up juice when his penis just flapped out from his zipper and landed with a thud on the saucer. Saucy.

All this talk of handsome actors and coffee and cock makes us think we'd like to have a hot drink of actor semen. Why we think that, well, because we're perverted.

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