We've Got Legit Pics Of Ross Lynch's Cute Subtle Jeans Bulge

March 22, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency


As a young gay boy reading the garbage gay blogs that would come to define the piece of shit I am today, I dreamed of one day joining the highest ranks of the garbage elite, which means having legit accounts with pap sites. Which basically none of our fellow gay blogs have BTW and TYVM. Well guess what mom and dad, I've arrived!

Actually my company has footed the bill for pap logins for about a year now, but what I see trending and what I have access to don't always match, and I guess my point is that today we are all the proud owners of the pics of Ross Lynch's cute AF jeans bulge that I was praying for! I own you Lynch. Is this as erotic for you as it is for me? Good.



SEW, Lynch is a Disney School of Sexiness alum that made his big boy breakthrough by playing the role of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer in My Friend Dahmer. We saw his truly breathtaking smooth twink ass in that flick as he got a boner while tricking the doctor into feeling his balls (no I'm not confusing this with a Bromo video,) but there was no actual cock to be found. While we don't see what I imagine to be his large perfectly pink twink dink today, we DO see his subtle jeans bulge, and boy is riding high and tight in the center! That's a perfect round peach that just needs to be pitted. IDK. 

Lynch nabbed a role in the upcoming Netflix series The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and these pics were taken as Lynch took his dog for a walk off set. Check out our classy as shit shiny new pap pics in the gallery! 


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