March 16, 2018 | Posted in gay by
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me by your name! While you can be mad at me for conflating a Carly Rae Jepson song and the Oscar-winning movie Call Me by Your Name, you can't be mad at these full HD clips featuring all of the flick's hottest nude and gay scenes! Plus getting these fat ass vids to upload has taken me all freaking morning and my computer is about to bend me over and teach me a lesson - to which I say, don't go gently - so give me a little break.
At this point you probably don't need a refresher as to what Call Me By Your Name is about considering the Gay Internet has been deep throating this thing for fifty-five-thousand-years. But in case you have been living under a cock, all you really need to know is that super hottie on-screen seventeen-year-old Elio (Timotheé Chalamet) and older grad student Oliver (Armie Hammer) meet in 1980's Italy, immediately want to fuck, fuck, and then heartbreakingly separate. Oh, between the wanting to fuck and fucking, Chalamet fucks a peach and Hammer later eats the peach with Chalamet's jizz dripping down his face. Also ripped jeans, skin was showin', hot night, wind was blowin'.
This is seriously a gorgeous movie and as far as director Luca Guadagnino's erotic escapades go, CMBYN is really his best work. Sorry Dakota Johnson's beav in A Bigger Splash. Ya tried. So gentlemen, get your peaches ready and check out the sexiest nude and gay scenes from Call Me by Your Name! As a certain someone once said - at first sight, and it's real, I didn't know, I would feel it.