Goodbye World. Nick Jonas Caught Kissing Brunette

March 2, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency


So this is what heartbreak feels like. While we thought that things were going well with our fake relationship with Nick Jonasty, it turns out that he had eyes for some rando, and yesterday the two were caught swapping spit in public. The Nerve. The complete disregard for the sanctity of our fake relationship together. It's one thing to be cheated on, but it takes on another layer when you're under the public eye, and both Nick and I would appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

Okay now that my psychotic break is over, it's time to get to the pics (link below,) because there is a lot happening. You know I seriously wouldn't want to be a bitch, but does this girl look like Farrah Abraham's like, great great grandmother? And why is she gushing blood from her knees? Oh wait. Grl. Hit the link below to see pics of Jonasty getting defiled by our new arch nemesis. Come back to us Jonasty!

Head to TMZ for the pics

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News, Getty Images

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