February 26, 2018 | Posted in gay by
More like Insure my Twat, because I am having serious anus-ular probs after seeing this surprise cock bulge from the surprisingly hot Insure on the Spot actor! This weekend I was running on the treadmill at the gym trying to look like I wasn't about to die, when all of the suddenly LYFE was handed to me on a silver platter when an Insure on the Spot commercial came on the TV. This appears to be some poorly-rated Chicago-area car insurance, and relying on it will most likely land you in a pickle.
Speaking. Of. Pickles. I must have definitely been feeling horny on Saturday, because all I could focus on was this actor's gigantic cock outline visible through his khakis! The actor is seriously adorable, and the fact that he is most likely hung for the Gawds makes me think that taking out a policy on your holes before attacking that thing might really be a good idea. Thankfully I was able to find the commercial on YouTube, and not surprisingly the comments refer to his cock, and at least one thirsty ass ho also noticed this guy's impressive Spot while at the gym.
Unfortunately the actor's name eludes me at the moment, but if you know who he is, please let us know in the comments. Do you need some Spot remover after the mess you made watching this commercial? Ugh. That juicy cock outline really is fap-worthy IMHO!
BREAKING NEWS. Commenter AB has informed us that this is actor Roy Gonzalez. Here's his super damn adorable headshot.