November 7, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
The twunkiest twunk in all of Hollywood has got to be Tom Holland, and the Spider-Man: Homecoming star is apparently in on the dirty little secret, because he's all about delivering the sexy shirtless pics on Instagram! "Help Spiderman, save me from not seeing enough fuckable celebrity twunks." "Don't worry, I've got you babe. Want me to blow my web on your crack?" Let me know if you want more of my fanfiction on here. It's very good.
Holland's hotness is right up there with Nick Jonas, Nolan Gould, Cameron Dallas, and the rest of our Insta fuck boys, but I don't always remember to check in on him. Will add it to the Google Calander. 7:00 A.M.: Jack off to Tom Holland. In this newest pic, the twenty-one-year-old can be seen doing some manly and brooding standing on a rock. The black and white picture was snapped by his brother Harry, and it really manages to capture the essence of this ubiquitous and stereotypical guy pose. If it was a woman it would be Kate Hudson doing a handstand in Fabletics. But it's a man, so he has to be looking down with his shirt in his hands. I don't make the rules. But whoever does, thanks! Do you want Holland in your tunnel? Spillzzzzz!