What the fuck is even going on in the world? First we declare war against North Korea with a tweet and now THIS? Ay yi yi. Today's amateur peep comes from someone who is literally in possession of a pint of jizz at all times, and another guy who gets to bath his face in the gooey goodness! I know that the professionals will sometimes implement some off-screen movie magic for stuff like this, but what we're witnessing could be the real deal. Like. What is my life even.