Nude Gay Rapper Milan Christopher Massive Cock In Paper Mag

Um, WTF is going on. I was doing my usual trash reading this morning when I came across something claiming rapper Milan Christopher can be seen FULL FRONTAL in the new issue of Paper Magazine - AKA the publication that made the Internet look broke with the nude pictures of social media savvy centaur Kim Kardashian.

Usually, when a male celebrity goes FULL FRONTAL there's trickery afoot, and he's like, playfully covering his junk with a banana or something. That, as you have probably noticed by now, is not the case with Milan Christopher's actually very full frontal shoot for Paper Magazine. A banana wouldn't cover Milan's massive dick. It would probably peek out from under an eggplant. Basically what I'm trying to say is... "DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

Christopher is the gorgeous, ripped rapper of our creams who came out as gay to much fanfare on VH1's Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. In the accompanying interview, we learn a little about why Milan chose to go full frontal for this photo shoot, as well as some deets about his gay dating life.

On showing off every inch of his flawless body:

Well, I just feel like in our culture it's so taboo for a guy to show their bodies but it's ok for a woman to do it. I just kinda want to break that. I think I have a nice body and I think it's art and I just think that it should be celebrated like they celebrate women's bodies. So you know, I could be a guy and be gay and be black and be artistic and be artistic in a nude fashion shoot in the same way that anybody else could.

And:

I want that "break the internet" moment. I want people to look at this and be like, "Oh, wow, it's ok." This guy is a musician, he's on TV. He's doing this, he's doing that but it's ok.

Grl, it's more than ok. 

On how he meets guys:

Umm, at the gym--there was a time that I used to have Grindr, I don't have it anymore. This was before [stardom], before the lights, camera and action. I used to use Grindr. Right now, I kinda use the gym, Instagram, Snapchat.

And what gym is this exactly, and do they have rules against sex in the showers? On the likelihood he'll respond to your messages:

Yeah, we'll talk and then maybe hook up or meet up or whatever. So yeah, I think Instagram and Snapchat are my number one apps.

On coming out:

The first person I came out to was my little brother, Chris, and he basically asked me why I don't play football and all this other stuff. I was about 15. And I told him why, I told him that I was gay. He was like, "That doesn't matter, you're still my brother." And then two years later he died. That was the first person I came out to. And then I came out to my family when I was like 17, 16-17.

And finally, on his dream date:

My dream date…Would be with Odell Beckham. He's so fine. And we probably would just chill out at a pool, at a really nice house in the hills. And just eat and chill and talk by the pool.

Where's... the part where you tear him in two? See Milan Christopher actually break the internet in the gallery above, and head over the Paper Magazine for the entire interview.