“Young Monster Dick” Would Poke Out Of You Alien Style

Some things are best when viewed from afar, and that might just be the case of this dangerous dick, which lures with its beauty but then makes you rectal bleed with its size. Today's amateur cutie has a toned body for the Gods, but you might not be looking at that once you see his breathtaking uncut schlong just swinging around fully erect. In terms of logistics - I've seen an X-ray of the human body. We were not meant to receive things of such beauty, but, tbh, that wouldn't keep me from trying! Ripley? Oh girl, more like rip me!

H/T: Sprinkledpeen