May 24, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Cole Sprouse has officially turned on the sprinkler system in the pants of most Americans, and he continues his domination of sex appeal in a hawt spread for Wonderland Magazine! Making Sprouse look fuckable isn't really the challenge of the century, as he could flash that devilish gaze while laying down major heat in a Porta-Potty and you'd be like "So should we have one kid or two."
In the Wonderland spread, the Riverdale actor gives face and a half while sporting a grab bag of retro-inspired fashions. Most notably, Sprouse fills the fuck out of a sexy see-through tank top straight off the set of Interior. Leather Bar. In one particularly sexy pit, I mean pic, he delivers all the armpit action you could want while grabbing the top of a ladder.
Wonderland has a history of just like ~getting~ us, and has previously provided sexy peeks at Cameron Dallas and Nick Jonas. Oh God, and that model Jhona Burjack. Riverdale is on hiatus, so while we wait to see if Archie and Jughead finally give into their locker room urges, we need all the pics like these we can get!
P.S. This picture below is from a November 2016 shoot with Boys by Girls - during a period in which I must have had a stroke or something - and while it's not new, it seems, um, inclusion-worthy for you Sprouse fans who clicked on an article with the word "pit" in it.