New Ryan Phillippe Men’s Fitness Workout Secrets Will Depress You

The word "ageless" has been abused to within an inch of its life ever since the media confused natural beauty with lethal injections of Restylane, but Ryan Phillippe really IS ageless, and he shares his secrets in the June 2017 Men's Fitness. We also get a sexy running pic, as well as the magazine's cover that makes straight guys ask themselves: "Do I want to see the Beach Workout Inside, or do I want Ryan to Workout My Insides On The Beach?" Spoiler: It's the latter. 

The 42-year-old blondie dashes dreams of a rebound body by letting us know the secret to his timeless sex appeal is a fuck ton of time in the gym. Can't I just have a protein shake and an emotional conversation with Khloé Kardashian to look like this? Phillippe spills:

Whether I’m doing a movie or TV show or not, I’ve worked out five days a week, 1 1/2 hours a day, for the past 20 years.

Kill, me. The good news is, if you want to feel like you're part of Ryan's fitness world, you can download the APP that he's developing!

I and others like me have worked with some of the best trainers, nutritionists, and doctors. We’re going to take all that work away for our users—men over 40 who want to stay fit and look young. The Become app will cut through and simplify.

Or, or, you can squirt a dollop of that Reddi Wip you have in your mouth onto you dick and have your way with these pics. Your choice.