Omgerz Darren Criss All Bulge In Teensy Speedos

May 5, 2017
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A post shared by Sorry,you aren't Darelicious. (@fiftyshadesofdarren) on May 5, 2017 at 6:22am PDT

Darren Criss is so freakishly gorgeous, and thanks to these photographs taken on the set of his upcoming Versace: American Crime Story, we get to see Criss' sexy ass bod in just a tiny pink Speedo! Ryan Murphy, you old dog you! The dark-haired creamboat is looking fine fine FINE as he gets all wet under a public beachside shower.

The Glee alum's body has obviously and unfortunately been shaved for his portrayal of the hustler/murderer Andrew Cunanan. Boo. But, in all fairness, Criss is usually photographed with a shaved chest. You just KNOW this beaut could look like he came out of the lint trap if he would just put the razor down. For now, let's just appreciate that delicious head of hair, hawt bod, and, let's say it together, eyefuckingBROWS.

We've toyed around recently with adding some new regulars to Fleshbot Gay, which probably won't last, but for now, I'm still making an effort. JUST to let you know, Nick Jonas DID post a sexy little Instagram picture today, and I DO see it when I close my eyes. But he's not showing off his bulge in a tiny pink Speedo in the pic, so I gave it the cut in favor of Criss. You only get one shot (Criss), do not miss your chance to blow (me).

Okay, now let's hope for more behind-the-scenes peeks at Versace: American Crime Story before it airs in 2018.