Michael Fassbender Knows He’s Sexier Than Tom Hiddleston

In a recent interview with Daily Telegraph in Australia, Michael Fassbender talked about being compared to fellow Hollywood hunk Tom Hiddleston. When asked about his feelings toward the comparison, the big screen hottie from the upcoming film Alien: Covenant replied, "Happens all the time." He added jokingly, "I can see the similarities, but I’m better looking than him."

Whoa now. Since when do we get to just take someone's word that they are hotter than someone else - especially Tom Hiddleston? Like, what kind of proof does he have to support such claims? 

Let's take a look:

Oh. Well... I'll have to see it in person to confirm, but I get his point. 

Fassbender's manhood has also gotten a lot more attention that Hiddleston's. Charlize Theron once said at a Human Rights Campaign gala, "I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them … Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

Just look at that dick bounce. 

Can Hiddleston compete with all this? Come on Tommy Boy - show us what you're made of. 

That's a good start.