Chris Pine Just Shaved Off All His Hair, Looks… Ehhhh?

March 30, 2017
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Chris Pine showed up to CinemaCon sporting a completely shaved head, and no one knows quite what to say. At first, the headline for this post had the word "insane" in it, but now that I'm looking at him, it's *kind* of a look, right? I can't fucking decide! We've been wanting Pine to get rid of his dick-shrinking wolf beard for a while, but the assumption was that his mane would stay intact.

Normally, when an actor drastically alters his appearance it's for a movie role, and a bald look can only mean someone's playing an evil villain, cancer patient, Jeremy Piven in the biopic "Under Rug Swept," or Kristen Stewart in the biopic "Vagina: Nom Nom."

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None of this applies to Chris Pine, because grl apparently shaved off all of his hair out of sheer boredom - not for a movie role and definitely not to make headlines while promoting the upcoming Wonder Woman at CinemaCon. The Star Trek actor was held up while ill and decided to get wild with the cutters. Here's the jizz-st of what he had to say to USA Today:

Yes I did it myself, I used clippers. I went through phases. So I had long hair and a beard. And first I did a facial hair thing. That was fun. I did the mustache. I did a little General Sherman. Then I did a full-shaved back (of the head). That was fun for a day.

Then I got a fade. Then I started doing designs. And then I got real bored.

When asked if the look was going to stay, Pine added:

It's a little intense. But it's easy And it's cool, meaning cool like in a breeze. Someone thought I was Jason Statham.

Well, if the top of his head was just a little bigger he could star in a Mars Attacks! remake, I'll give him that. Check out some before and after pics and decide if this is the look or not!