Watch: Ripped Pietro Boselli Chases Chicken In Tiny Speedo

March 27, 2017
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Well cluck me! Pietro Boselli is looking more and more like a Superman action figure that you stripped down when you were a little gay boy, and in his latest Instagram video, he shows off his muscly bod while chasing birds! Yes, the former World's Sexiest Math Teacher and current Instagram model can be seen mimicking the movements of the Terminator as he hulks towards a chicken and her cute little chicks.

Recently, the total babe has been on more of a shirtless picture spree than normal thanks to a prolonged beach vacation. In his latest post, the 28-year-old takes a break from basking in the sun to film this impromptu video that highlights his hilarious personality. It would have been better if his caption "Where the chicks at" was actually "Where the cocks at" but it's obvious that Pietro is very straight.

Pietro will always have the cutest face of all time (thanks in no small part to his skin regimen), but for all the speedos he wears, I would hope we'd get a little more visible penis line than we do, right? Check out the video below, and see Pietro's recent shirtless pictures in the gallery.