It’s The First Look At Brad Pitt’s Butt In Allied

February 22, 2017
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Obviously, this isn't the first look at Brad Pitt's butt in Allied for those of you who have seen the 2016 spy/romance/thriller movie, but mathematically speaking, that could literally only be like 20 of you since it was a bombbbb. This movie became mostly known as the possible Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2.0, because speculations abounded that Angelina Jolie was the new Jennifer Anniston and Allied star Marion Cotillard was the new Angelina Jolie, after news of Angie and Brad's divorce.

As we now know, this was not the case. It just turns out that a man who cheats on his wife in a very public way with a Billy Bob Thornton blood vial-wearing walking corpse in Elvira drag isn't a good husband or father! Life is full of surprises. Now the lovely Jennifer Anniston gets to receive Justin Theroux's mammoth cock on the regular. Karma's a bitch!

Okey moving on. Brad Pitt is the definition of ageless and thankfully continues to go nude well into his career. The hottie was 52 when he filmed Allied, and in one nude scene, he lets his creamy butt hang out from under his shirt during a sex sesh! It might just be the angle, but does it look like Pitt has more junk in his trunk than usual? Being 52 and having an ass like Brad Pitt's is just fucking unfair. If I can't hold a tube of toothpaste between my ass cheek and upper thigh when I'm 52, I'll be thrilled. Check out Brad Pitt's nude scene in Allied above in the gallery!

H/T: C&C