February 13, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Before Nick Jonas hit the Grammy Awards last night, he snapped a pantsless pic in which you can see his cute black boxer briefs. You KNOW we're parched when about five inches of thigh gets us into a tizzy, but here we are. Mr. Jonasty himself has been super stingy with the skin recently, and considering that in 2016 he bulged out with Bear Grylls, went all cum gutters for Men's Fitness, and of course had a gay kiss on Kingdom, we have certain expectations. It's like my dick's not wet, Nick, WHATAREYOUGONNADOABOUTIT.
If you're as pent up as me the wait is finally over, because the suavest of suave dummies helped to at least get me damp if not wet with this new Instagram picture. There are pretty much no words to describe the outfit that he eventually slipped into before heading to the ceremony, but there are words to describe seeing the one and only Nick Jonas in boxer briefs: Adorable, sexy, mouth-watering, panty blotter, masturbation material, I want to feel his essence on my face.
Nick also gets points for this pic because his expression is even dumber than in my wildest dreams, and hopefully this is just the start of many more pantsless pics to come in 2017!