Nude Orlando Bloom is Easy Breezy Bootyful
Last night marked the premiere of Netflix original series Easy, and while the straights and anyone even toying with the "Q" of LGBTQ are losing their shit over the Malin Akerman lesbo scene, the gays have something to celebrate with Orlando Bloom nudity! The series comes from Joe Swanberg, who as you'll remember from 2015's Digging for Fire, has a refined taste for the man meat. In that movie my near and dear Chris Messina went full frontal, which you can check out in my Fleshbot article. Jeeze, I forgot how thirsty I used to be for him! Easy reminds us that while Orlando Bloom's penis was indescribably off putting to must of us (would you use the word "rubbery?") he still has one hell of a tight butt!
I hope you're sitting down for this one, because it turns out Easy is about 20 and 30 somethings finding themselves in the big city! WTF! The questions at play involve friendship, love, jobs, and all the sex, but at least instead of taking place in New York City, we are taken to the great city of Chicago. The world doesn't need more footage of 20 somethings sharing a moment in Washington Square Park. Each 30 minute episode in the 10 part Easy explores completely different stories told by different A-list casts. The show is getting rave reviews from critics, who like to note that the show is as much a love letter to a city as it is about the individual characters! What is even happening!
The Bloom scene involves the actor stripping out of some cute red undies to join Malin Akerman and Kate Micucci in bed. Mr. Katy Perry really does have one cute little ass, and I'll gladly take on the opportunity to check it out yet again. What do you think - is Orlando Bloom officially over? When more of you got excited over Justin Bieber's dick than Orlando Bloom's, I knew that the tides were a shiftin'. Here's his butt!