Birthday Boy Toy: The Year’s Hottest Nick Jonas Moments!

September 16, 2016
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Nick Jonas (24)

Nick Jonas turns 24 on this blessed day, and what better time is there to look back at the hottest Mr. Jonasty moments we've covered since I started writing here. Until the day where I become Mrs. Jonasty, these sexy peeks at the gorgeous celebrity will have to do!

The Renaissance man is having quite the year, with new album Last Year Was Complicated, a tour with my GIRL Demi "couldn't go 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine" Lovato, some gay action on his show Kingdom, and some even gayer action with Bear Grylls on Running Wild With Bear Grylls. It's been a year of armpit hair, visible penis line, armpit hair, a general confused look, and more armpit hair, and I couldn't have asked for anything better. I really have had the slime of my life.

Here are all the year's best moments to help us celebrate Nick Jonas' birthday, presented in the order that I covered them and subsequently fell deeper and deeper in lust!