Goodbye Orifices. Hairy Gregg Sulkin STUNS on New Cover

Sexy and Hairy Gregg Sulkin is Your New Fap Material

I really wish I hadn't used up all of my superlatives in yesterday's post about sex God Zayn Malek, because Gregg Sulkin's new cover photo for Gay Times Magazine is honestly destroying my butthole. Actually it just died.

In the picture, the Wizards of Waverly Place and Pretty Little Liars alum and current Faking It star sits back in liquid that probably oozed out of the photo team taking this picture.  Gregg Sulkin's ripped, PERFECTLy hairy body is visible thanks to his unbuttoned shirt, and he also sports all the eyebrows, all the thigh hair, all the dick sucking lips, and all the Superman hair. And a wrist tattoo, which means he hasn't NOT looked at the guy peeing next to him at the urinal.

This whole straight guy whoring out his body to gays under the umbrella of progressiveness and LGBT acceptance is SUCH a win win situation that it's not even funny! The Daniel Raedcliffes and now Gregg Sulkins of the world act as dick fluffers while saying vague things about homosexuality, and tada, an advocate is born! Sulkin is doing his part by simply giving us a look at that thick happy trail that probably, definitely leads to something amazing (visible penis head pic in the gallery).

Here's the inspiring quote from Sulkin released by the magazine: Via Gay Times (link below)

I've heard people say, 'you can only play gay once!' or, 'You Don't want to be playing gay right now...' and it's like, what are you talking about? It's so silly.

Wow, it really makes you stop and dink. Yeah, playing gay characters is a real career killer. Just ask Nick Jonas. Let's take a look back and Gregg Sulking's best bulge moments in the gallery, including the EPIC penis head that I covered in a TBT. oh and here's his quarter ass because we deserve it!

Via Gay Times