Battle of the Hunks: Chris Pine Vs. Zachary Quinto

July 22, 2016
HIS_EXCELLENCY

To infinity and beyond! OR whatever. I'm not what you would call a Star Trek expert, but I do know that I would get stuffffed by pretty much anyone on the Starship Enterprise. Since Star Trek has always been about pushing boundaries and inclusivity, starting with Lieutenant Uhura and her legs back in the 60's, the franchise, kind of like X-Men I guess, has attracted its fair share of LGBTQ fans. I mean the outfits alone.

Of course Star Trek: Beyond has been all over the Gay Internet since the announcement that Sulu (John Cho) takes so much dick, and of course we also know that George Takei is against the way the movie introduced a homo character, and I kind of agree with him.

BUT, instead of beating that already pulverized horse to death, let's take a look at Captain Kirk, AKA Chris Pine, and Spock, AKA Zachary Quinto, and decide who we'd like to fuck! Quinto is gay in real life (and his adorable boyfriend Mile McMillan has gone full frontal), while something about Chris makes me think that he would at least masturbate onto your foot if he was drunk enough. Neither of these guys have been naked before, but they both have insane bods, full heads of gorgeous hair, all the eyebrows, and are just all around so cute it hurts. Check out the pics and decide who's hotter!