New Pretty Gay Trailer for Nick Jonas Hazing Film ‘Goat’

Nick Jonas and James Franco Get Your Goat

The Archdiodisease of gay baiting, James Franco, takes a break from pimping out gay porn flick King Cobra to produce and star in pretty damn gay fraternity-gone-wrong drama Goat. Splooge maker and queer baiter-in-training, Nick Jonas, co-stars, and just debuted the movie's official trailer (below) on MTV. Now all we need is the new and improved Alexander Skarsgard (who's been a real gay-getter with his recent comments about homo humping and macking on Ryan Kwanten, not that I'm complaining), and it will for sure be a sign of the rapture!

Goat follows Brad Land (Ben Schnetzer) as he seeks belonging and friendship through joining big bro's (Nick Jonas) fraternity. As Brad and the fellow pledges endure increasingly brutal, dehumanizing, and sorta kinda gay hazing, we're witness to the complexities of masculinity in a culture that breeds violence. And gay stuffffff, because stripping guys down and making them do sexual things is gay. Sorry all of you straight frat Fleshbot readers. You're gay. 

The drama is receiving rave reviews for its no-holds-barred portrayal of hazing rituals, and our little Nick Jonasty himself is finally getting noticed for more than his armpit hair (though I'm sure contractually he has to flash it at some point in the flick). Here's a quote from TheWrap's review:

Likely to generate discussion not only for its intense scenes of frat pledges enduring "Hell Week" but also for the memorable performances by Ben Schnetzer and Nick Jonas.

Everyone's saying that this movie is incredibly hard to sit through, but my secret fear is that I'm going to have trouble standing up at the end of the movie with the mixture of Nick Jonas and a bunch of shirtless frat boys. I'm not a bad person, I just know that Nick Jonas' armpits and I were made for each other! Check out the full Goat trailer below.