Zac Efron Peen Protector From Dirty Grandpa Up For Auction

Own Zack Efron's Dick Stank

Since I don't believe anything on the Internet anymore, for example that Bella Hadid is actually being paid to do stuff (conspiracy!), I thought that the news of the hornet codpiece from Dirty Grandpa being up for auction was a big fat hoax. It turns out, however, that at least at the time of this article you can actually bid on the plush animal that rubbed against Zac Efron's dick and balls in Dirty Grandpa! I can't believe it! 

One of the top celebrity peen moments from 2015, and a piece of cinema bound to make it onto the AFI Top 100 Cocks list someday, has been all over the gay Internet since we started seeing leaked clips from the comedy last year. Honestly, from drooling over Zac's junk popping out from behind that hornet on the beach to drooling over Zack's amazing ass cheeks engulfing the back of this thing while doing the Macarena, this garment has been a big part of my life. AND It's currently only $200! Why did I just ask for a fucking Urban Outfitters gift card for my birthday? How many pot leaf Converse do I need?

Here's some of the information from the official auction website: 

This stuffed hornet undergarment is made of a stuffed cotton blend hornet lined with a nylon cup piece and worn with thin urethane clear straps. The hornet  features wired antennae that can be bent into place. A wardrobe tag reading “Stunt Jason w/ Hornet” is included. The item shows minor wear and dirt stains from storage after filming, but remains in good condition.

Yeah, those stains are from Zac and I won't year otherwise. What would you do if you had this thing in your possession? I'm not going to say what I would do because I'm a lady. 

Via Propstore