Naked Joey Salads Puts Penis in Bun, Covers it in Mustard

May 9, 2016
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Joey Salads Penis in Tumblr Post

Well hello Joey Salads' penis! If you're able to give a fuck about the three thousand new YouTube STAHS that are born every day, then good for you. Nowadays instead of A Star is Born, it's A Galaxy Farts Out a Billion YouTube Stars a Day Who Often Go Into Porn. Also, GIT OFF MY LAWN.

While I don't sanction someone sifting through the contents of their Ulta Beauty bag on camera, I do approve any of the YouTube stars out there who would like to show off their thick Italian penises. What a coincidence, Joey Salads! The social media pro is known for his social experiments on YouTube, such as one in which he goes up to people on the street pretending that he has a $100 bill that they dropped. Will they lie and take it, or will they tell the truth? Move over Émile Durkheim!

A recent Tumblr post will really have you scratching your head, as the sexy Joey Salads whips out his delicious thick dick and places it in a hot dog bun. He then proceeds to cover it with mustard. Unfortunately we don't get to see if any mayo gets involved later on, but there's something about seeing this tatted hottie's thick Italian sausage in a bun, covered in mustard, that's doing serious things for me! Knowing that he probably tugged at it to get it fluffed out for the camera is fucking hot as well! Would you toss Joey Salads?